Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Of Petty thieves and their stupid acts


I was prompted to write about this class of society when my mob got flicked a few days back(sob!!!!).It is another story that the mobile actually resembled more of a calc than a phone and also weighed more than the A.C. currently blowing on my face!!!I still havent come to terms with the stupidity of the act.You will understand why when you consider the following-

*Firstly the Damn thing didnt cost a lot and the maximum he would have made would be around Rs.600(Wait!!I forgot the cover wasnt the original,so that brings down the cost to say 550).If he is reading this I would like to advise him to try to sell it off to the old newspaper guy who pays with regard to the weight.lol!!!


*Second and the more stupid fact being that he left my wallet which had more than a grand!!!!I still dont understand how he could overlook it because the cell and the wallet were together. Naturally the first thing that I would deem sensible would be to take as much as possible when you have decided to steal.


*And Lastly,If it was a mobile that he so much desired then why mine? when you had mobs worth more than 15K in the neighbourhood and whose owners were as negligent if not more than me!!


I think some things are best left alone.Like my bro said "Who ever told you that Thieves were intelligent?".And for
those of you who know a little about mobiles,it was a nokia 3410.


Epilogue

I havent got the cell back eventhough I always expected that one day the guy would get fed up of the calc and would come back begging me to take it back!!And if you thought(like me)that this act was a blessing in disguise(I was drooling about a Motorazer or an N-Series!!)think again!!.I just learnt that my dad is getting me a torch(A 1100!!!).

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

La Start

Every Blogs first post must begin with a self portrait of the author.I seriously tried to come up with one but as I proceeded I understood that a personal description is always suspect.The author tries to convince everyone that the world revolves around him and in all probability it would be better off without him.

So Should I blow my own trumpet or let the world decide?Lets try to analyse the situation.If I blow my own trumpet you probably wont believe it.But if the world decides what I am then I live for myself,I need to please no one.So logically speaking I dont need to describe myself.In Case 2,I live for the world and living for the world necessarily means that I have to please everyone, meaning which I would blow my own trumpet.But according to my previous analogy you wont trust me anyway,so why bother?sounds crap?If you have reached this point of the description,I have come to the logical conclusion that you are jobless and want to pass some time.Best of luck to you!!!But dont sue me if you get some god- forbidden syndrome!!!This Blog is full of crap and a creation of my boredom.